Top 10 things you wouldn’t believe people have said. number 5 made my jaw dislocate.

1. These lists are stupid.

2. These lists are usually based on no facts whatsoever.

3. They are irresistible in spite of their terrible use of language.

4. They have to reel you in with a ridiculous headline.

5. The claims in the headline are always true. 

6. The sixth point is usually where people have lost interest but they keep going because they’re over half way.

7. The internet is littered with them. 

8. They are almost always things you will never need to know.

9. They are sometimes useful for padding out the gaps in our brains, especially as the winters coming, it helps keep the brain warm.

10. I just made all that up. 

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